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So It Begins 9/3/2005

Brother-in-law arrived tonight. As with every visit, something catastrophic happens, and someone always dies.

Past visits: September 11th (yes, that September 11th)

People dying: Princess Diana, my dad, the list goes on.

Here is to running count for this visit:
Catastrophe: Hurricane Katrina (early, but still timely)
Chief Justice Renquist (happened the moment he got off the plane)

Batten down the hatches folks, it's going to be a fun visit, and the in-laws aren't even scheduled to come for another 2 weeks.