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Heirloom Box Arrives 10/21/2004

Garbage Bag at the Ready

We got the heirloom box today.

Contents:

  • Cub Scout Hat (to go with the Cub Scout uniform we got two months ago)
  • A 1930's Cookbook
  • 2 other old books (worthless)
  • A computer magazine folding to the page that shows the extremely expensive scanner that B wants (even though he can't keep a computer running for more than 5 minutes)
  • Large Muppet card
  • A tassle (have no clue)
  • A wall hanging, complete with a note about the 'blood sweat and tears' that went into making it. Apparently we're suppose to write the names of our dogs on it, hang it on a wall like a tribute... yeah, right.
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