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J Visit Update 10/28/2006

We had such a wonderful and semi-unproductive visit from J, that I forgot to post the ghoul-pool famous person death:

Steve Irwin.

Yes, poor Steve Irwin's freakish death can be blamed on J's visit. It happens every year, and unfortunately the poor animal conservationist's bizarre death can be blamed on J's visit.

At work I had a pool going, and I have to say that I was amazed at some of the entries. I never thought that Marie Osmond garnered so much hate, but apparently she's going through some rough times and has had a few "medicine reactions" that have landed her in rehab. Whodathunkit?

Except for having to take our one dog in for a butt issue, the visit was non-eventful. No major catastrophes, no broken appliances, no strange things happening... except for Steve Irwin.

So, until the next box of heirlooms (which apparently have slowed ever since my talk with B about where they end up)... happy in-laws!