Who is Who

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AAAAAAAAH 9/24/2005

M just came upstairs to let me know that one of our dogs (an older, sickly one) is at the foot of the stairs whining, which he does. When I told her that, she says "ok, so he's not going to die on me or something".

WHAT THE F??? WHO SAYS THAT???? And to say it like it would be a total inconvenience to her if he did, not that we would be devastated at his passing, but her trip would be ruined by that.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!