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Our Prediction 9/16/2005

Less than a week before the in-laws arrive.

The news of Delta airlines filing for bankruptcy sent us both screaming and clutching our hair. Why? Because of course, the in-laws have booked their flights (with frequent flyer miles) with Delta.

And now, our prediction:
While having no problems getting to our house, Delta will revoke all frequent flyer miles and cancel the flights of those who booked their flights with frequent flyer miles. Therefore, the in-laws will be trapped at our house with no airline tickets.

I hope we're wrong.
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