Who is Who

All names have been changed to protect the innocent, and to avoid embarrassment of the living.


All events are true from our perspective, mileage may vary, don't read this while operating heavy machinery, may cause gangrene of the genitals, don't stop reading until you consult your doctor, and we are not responsible for anything on this blog and after you read it you will realize that we are emotionally and financially bankrupt so go peddle your psychosis someplace else, we have no vacancy on this crazy train.

Update day 1 9/23/2005

My plan to occupy my time with steam cleaning was thwarted when the steam cleaner broke (only 2nd time I've used it), so now our plan is to go to Costco to replace it, which will waste some time.

Heirloom presentation #2: embroidered shirts with little huskies on them. Nice... for an elderly person. Hubby also got some other junk (pictures pending).

So, we decide to have sandwiches at lunch. I bring out the 6 tons of luncheon meat varieties that we have, and the 42 different types of cheeses, but M disappears into the guestroom and brings out two little baggies that have sandwiches in them.

They've been in her purse all day yesterday, and throughout the night, at room temperature... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
They're eating them out on the deck right now!

Gonna hurl.
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