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More Heirlooms in the mail 7/15/2006

The heirloomability has been lacking lately. I don't know if it was that talk I had with B about how we just open the box and dump stuff straight in a trash bag, might as well save your money and throw it away locally, or what.

Of course, a HUGE box arrived the other day, and inside was about $500 worth of packing peanuts and these:

It looks like a Hummel (which would have been e-bay'd immediately for money), but no, its not... according to a google search its worth about 10 bucks if you can find someone with a head injury to buy it.


Its a baby shoe. Why? Don't know. Don't care. Its in a garbage bag with the first thing.


This is one of those plant/flower holders that people buy at the hospital when they get to the hospital to visit someone and think "crap, we didn't get anything" so they buy some expensive flowers in a cheap satanic monkey vase thing.


This little piggy went "whee whee" into a garbage bag.