Who is Who

All names have been changed to protect the innocent, and to avoid embarrassment of the living.


All events are true from our perspective, mileage may vary, don't read this while operating heavy machinery, may cause gangrene of the genitals, don't stop reading until you consult your doctor, and we are not responsible for anything on this blog and after you read it you will realize that we are emotionally and financially bankrupt so go peddle your psychosis someplace else, we have no vacancy on this crazy train.

Heirloom Box Arrives 10/21/2004

Garbage Bag at the Ready

We got the heirloom box today.

Contents:

  • Cub Scout Hat (to go with the Cub Scout uniform we got two months ago)
  • A 1930's Cookbook
  • 2 other old books (worthless)
  • A computer magazine folding to the page that shows the extremely expensive scanner that B wants (even though he can't keep a computer running for more than 5 minutes)
  • Large Muppet card
  • A tassle (have no clue)
  • A wall hanging, complete with a note about the 'blood sweat and tears' that went into making it. Apparently we're suppose to write the names of our dogs on it, hang it on a wall like a tribute... yeah, right.